You know what it's like to know that Aaron Rodgers

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You know what it's like to know that Aaron Rodgers is no. one on everyone's quarterback rankings pretty much by default? The games of Sunday night serve as a good reminder of why. 24/37, 338 yards, 6 TDs. If RG3 made this play there would be an en masse of columns about how he beats you with the legs of his arm and his legs and is going to be the new standard for everything. But in the event that Aaron Rodgers does it, we're all like Madden 24 MUT Coins, "Well shit, that's the reason he's Aaron Rodgers."